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Self-aware computer wants to enlarge your penis, naturally

Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:13 PM EST

Long has there been talk about a so called self-aware computer or computer network taking power in it's own name. The Terminator series starring our California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger warned us of apocolyptic war against such a system called 'Skynet'.

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